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This skeleton is in our room at uni. (Not the one I mentioned before). Just thought It was interesting. I assume it’s a chick but I don’t really know.

I’m fairly sure you can tell by the pelvis.










*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

invasive species encroach on lesbian territory

This is a common misconception because they’re such similar environments, but you should be aware that dads are native to Home Depot, while lesbians are actually native to Lowe’s. At this point, however, both dads and lesbians have made themselves at home in both Home Depot and Lowe’s to the point that trying to separate them back into their original ranges would probably do more harm than good to the delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware stores.

A properly raised and socialized Dad will be perfectly comfortable cohabiting with Lesbians. Its not really “encroaching on another’s territory”. You wouldn’t say that about foxes in a forest that also homes bobcats, would you? No. It’s just two different species that have both evolved to live in similar/the same environment. As long as they recognize each other as equals, Dads and Lesbians are more than capable of cohabitation.

Now, if you were to release a pack of Lumberjacks into a Lowes or Home Depot, that’s where chaos will reign. Being adapted to a far harsher and more demanding environment, the Lumberjacks would simply push Dads and Lesbians both out and also consume far more than a sustainable amount of resources. It would be like releasing bears at a country club.

As a former timber-harvester… I feel this is potentially accurate in theory. But highly improbable in actuality.

Lumberjacks, like most megafauna species generally require more space than the average hardware store, even a big box store could provide. The misconception is that Lumberjacks are a social species because of how they often work and live together.

This is a matter of necessity, not preference, and a survival technique for thriving under the LogBoss.

A “pack” of Lumberjacks, if not under the environmental pressure of a LogBoss will naturally disperse until they each have a wide territory.

Lumberjacks rarely fight for territory.

One on one, a Lumberjack could drive out a Dad or Lesbian, however the latter tend to travel in social packs.

Lumberjacks will passively retreat on the presence of large numbers of people. Kind of like Sasquatch.

Getting a “pack” of Lumberjacks assembled would be hard enough unless they were forced into a Hardware Store by a LogBoss. In that case, they would already be in a heightened and potentially agitated state far above their natural behavior. This artificial scenario can be likened to a circus animal running amok. If it had been in the wild, the incident would not have occurred.

Free-roaming Lumberjacks are the cryptids of the Hardware ecosystem. They are surprisingly quiet and unobtrusive.

Please stop labeling Lumberjacks as dangerous roving social predators. They are intermediate level omnivores and remarkably peaceful unless threatened.

As a hardware store worker I can say that this is all 100% accurate.



gilan at 3 am: if you work on a farm and your job is to take care of chickens, you are a chicken tender.

will, eyes wide, staring at the ceiling:



“dont watch the full lego movie for free it’s part of their advertising campaign for the second movie!!! it’s tricking you!!”

tricking me? into watching a movie for free? a movie that I like? as part of the announcement for the sequel??? oh those bastards how dare they give me free high quality entertainment while telling me more content is coming soon! 



TIL if the federal government replaced the $1 bill with the $1 coin (and the US population accept the non paper currency), it would save the government approximately $184 million a year, or $5.5 billion over 30 years


endangered-justice-seeker: Imagine not being …



Imagine not being able to wear your traditional clothing in YOUR land

nerdstuff92: setheverman: armedandgayngerous…





The Setup for my Home D&D game, table was built on New Year’s Eve 2016, with two of my players and myself, the TV is a 40" Samsung smart tv connect to a dell precision 5720 27" 4K workstation running Fantasy Grounds to manage campaign details, display maps and use tokens onscreen to represent characters.

e x t r a .

i have never played D&D in my life but i absolutely need this

@caramiageek this is going in our castle!!

why-i-love-comics: Venom Annual #1 – “Nobody …


Venom Annual #1 – “Nobody Does it Better” (2018)

written by Jeff Loveness
art by Tigh Walker & Rachelle Rosenberg