Author: Hjortr (Hjo)



Proud to be a pretzel-buying, childless whore


Update: The Post also thinks you’re a weird childless whore.


Shout out to all the childless whores that be fucking up them pretzel lines at disney world. Y’all are the worst and some random mom out there hates you.






“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.”


What’s that quote about Americans seeing themselves as temporarily embarrassed millionaires


Tax the rich. You are not the rich.



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Because Sometimes You Can’t Not Make Nazi Comparisons

“These are no longer humans, these are animals”

Fact: Godwin’s Law no longer applies, Godwin himself said so.



TIL that the singer Drake’s nickname among his fans in China is “gōng yā”, literally “male duck”, while Kanye West’s nickname in China is “kǎn yé”, which in Beijing dialect means “someone who brags a lot with no actions to follow it up”


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Why the hell is this laid out like a meme

Fuck this fuck you fuck this site fuck everything

theauspolchronicles: The Prime Minister of Fi…


The Prime Minister of Fiji has called Scott Morrison "very insulting and condescending.”

While at the Pacific Islands Forum Scott Morrison frustrated and angered the leaders of the Pacific Islands by trying to force them to accept Australia’s policies of ignoring climate change. Climate change is threatening the Pacific Islands with rising sea levels.

“After what we went through with Morrison, nothing can be worse than him” said Prime Minister Frank Bainimarama before saying that Morrison’s demeaning actions has led him to be pushed more towards partnering with China over Australia.

Vanuatu’s foreign minister, Ralph Regenvanu, said that Australia had demanded references to coal, limiting global warming, and reducing emissions to net zero 2050 must be removed from the PIF communique. The Pacific Island leaders have been insulted that Morrison’s involvement in the forum has been to ignore the concerns of the countries his policies are harming and wanted to push a solely Australian agenda.

Morrison and his government are not just not committed to action on climate change, they’re bullying people into trying to be quiet about the very real and ongoing harm of climate change.

Jacinda Ardern was praised for her attitude and talk of climate change though.

“I thought Morrison was a good friend of mine; apparently not” said Bainimarama.



This is the neo nazi who tried to shoot up a mosque in Norway, and the 65 year old Muslim grandpa who kicked his ass before he could do jack shit. Eid Mubarak, motherfucker.








If you’re adopted internationally into the United States, BY adoption LAWS you’re legally a citizen, but you still have to apply for documentation and if it’s not done by the age of 18 you have to pay over $500 and get a judge to reopen your adoption case. 

Even More Fun Fact: No one actually tells adoptive families, this so many find out after they’re 18 when their kid needs to get a passport, wants to apply for financial aid, get certain jobs, vote or some other shit that requires proof of citizenship and now it’s too late because they’re 18 or over. 

AND EVEN MORE FUN FACT! You can sometimes even be deported because you can be considered foreign-born, non-citizens! 

Oh and they won’t accept adoption papers or a birth certificate as proof. 

Adoption is FUN

Do it now! Seriously. Even if you think you are safe. Do it.

Many people are finding that even a birth certificate is not valid proof anymore. Texas birth certificates are notorious. So notorious that I have 3 friends who can’t use them to get passports! Don’t think everything is hunky dory. You must nail down your citizenship.

Plus the cost for your citizenship certificate is almost doubling this fall.


Some Naturalization/Citizenship Certificate tips from me, the person who front-end processes these forms for half the country: the passport people are absolute garbage at sending your Naturalization Certificate back to you. Unfortunately, they also require it for you to get a passport. If you don’t get it back, whine at them about it and they will probably cover the cost of the replacement.  

Also! It takes up to 12 months to get a replacement certificate. If you urgently need your Natz Cert to visit your dying relative in another country, the word you want to use is ‘Expedite’. Not ‘ASAP’. Not ‘rush’. Expedite. Write a letter explaining why you need it expedited, if you do. Otherwise the USCIS data-entry grunts (me!) aren’t allowed to throw it into the expedite line and it gets relegated to the Backlog Crypts. 

Also! You need to get a new Naturalization Certificate if your name and/or gender legally changes, because a lot of places want your proof of citizenship for things like Social Security and student loans and Medicaid/EBT/welfare benefits and drivers’ licenses. 

ALSO ALSO both the N600 ($600) that you use to apply for your Naturalization Certificate in the first place and N565 ($345) that you use to apply for a replacement certificate are eligible for FEE WAIVERS. It’s called an I912. Learn it, love it, use it. 

Please for your sake make sure you are using the current version of the form. The most common reason I have to reject an N565 is because someone sent me something that expired in 2013. The current one is seven pages long. Please send the government all seven of them. 

Dont mind me, just running ass home and then to the government so I cant get deported.

ALL OF THIS. I used to work for an immigration firm, and getting it done after age 18 can be hella difficult. But also, NO ONE tells adoptive families this, and it sucks. Spread the word!