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storm-howlett: mickeyisprocrastinating: Comi…

storm-howlett:

mickeyisprocrastinating:

Comic artist created a few strips showing what happened after the snap

Hi, this is very well-done, it’s nice art, but

W H A T T H E F U C K

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lyinginbedmon:

johannesviii:

prokopetz:

One of my favourite anecdotes about the first Golden Age of Piracy is that, at one point, Captain Henry Morgan left England in one ship, and arrived in the Caribbean commanding a completely different ship, and nobody knows why. What happened to the first ship and how he acquired the second one are entirely unrecorded.

At some point in his short career (1715 until 1718), the English pirate Ben Hornigold attacked a sloop near Honduras just to steal all the hats of the crew, because his own crew had gotten drunk the night before and they had tossed every single one of their own hats overboard.

Bartholomew Roberts, arguably the most successful pirate in history by ships captured (a whopping 470 in 3 years), didn’t actually want to be a pirate. His ship was captured and he was forced to join the pirate crew.

After the original pirate captain was killed, he was democratically elected captain of the pirate crew less than 6 weeks after being captured by them.

srsfunny:

srsfunny:

Maybe We Should Consider This

deliriumcrow: goueznou: deliriumcrow: thatod…

deliriumcrow:

goueznou:

deliriumcrow:

thatoddboy:

antifainternational:

Just to clear things up.

I would never suggest putting those links in a reply so they can be accessed from tumblr.

Ice facilities: https://www.ice.gov/detention-facilities

Twitter sues to keep alt-immigration anonymous: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna743566?__twitter_impression=true

Wouldn’t dream of it
https://www.freedomforimmigrants.org

(The link showing the prisons provided by Arianrhod redirects to Freedom for Immigrants. The interactive map is the first object that isn’t text.)

gahdamnpunk:

gahdamnpunk:

No Taika slander will be tolerated on my dash.

naamahdarling: timeclonemike: mianewarcher: …

naamahdarling:

timeclonemike:

mianewarcher:

boogiewoogiebuglegal:

zooophagous:

bijou3owl:

bijou3owl:

bijou3owl:

Guys Mark Hamill is offering to read Trump tweets as The Joker someone teach him how to use Soundcloud stat.

IT’S HAPPENING.

HE DID THE THING

https://audioboom.com/posts/5471405-the-trumpster-quote-1

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JESUS CHRIST MARK

Mark Hamill has no chill at all. Gods bless him. 

Jesus…

I knew we had a supervillain for president already but Mark Hamill really drives the point home.

Hilarious AND unnerving! Peak Hamill!Joker!

ETA:

NO, THERE IS ANOTHER!

https://audioboom.com/posts/5495377-return-of-the-trumpster?playlist_direction=forward&t=0

grayskymorning: Kelly Brown

grayskymorning:

Kelly Brown

happyunicornjet: Columbia University Student…

happyunicornjet:

Columbia University Student Will Drag Her Mattress Around Campus Until Her Rapist Is Gone

“I think the act of carrying something that is normally found in our bedroom out into the light is supposed to mirror the way I’ve talked to the media and talked to different news channels, etc,” Emma continues in the full video which you can watch here.

So, I just want to go into HOW MUCH Columbia and the NYPD has failed, and revictimized, Emma Sulkowitz.

What I really love about this ‘mattress performance’ is that other students helped her carry her mattress across campus.

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All those people reminded her that she didn’t have to carry that weight alone. That’s amazing.

zarabithia:

zarabithia:

A two-sentence summary of Star Wars