Regular

whalebonerunes:

jade-suture:

whalebonerunes:

I ordered a blonde flat white from Starbucks while on my break and the barista must have been having a long day bc he goes “that would be my stripper name” and there was like five seconds of dead silence between us before he looked up realized he said that out loud

You tipped right

i put 20 bucks in his hand and told him to pocket all of it