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pastapooper:

List of ancient beings on earth right now

Tommy Wiseau

Eric Andre

Keanu Reeves

This is Jeff Goldum erasure

Eric and Jeff are both like… Young immortals, a couple hundred years old

Keanu is a healthy fully formed immortal, a good 2-3 thousand years old

Tommy wiseau predates modern man, and has gone mad with eternity