Conversation

Some Guy in a Movie: Archers!
Archers: Yeah?
Some Guy in a Movie: Take aim!
Archers: Okay.
Some Guy in a Movie: Fire!
Archers: We don’t know what the fuck that means. Gunpowder has not come to Europe yet so the concept of using fire as a catalyst to launch projectile weapons with controlled explosions is completely foreign to us, and even if it wasn’t, why would you say that? There is absolutely no fire involved. We’re just pulling on each end of a flexible piece of wood with a string so that when it snaps back into its natural state these sharp sticks are propelled forward across great distances. Stop.